The dragon warrior stood up straight. He knew he was the one, the invincible one. Getting defeated is simply not an option.
He smiled and shouted, "I, the great warrior, will not and cannot be defeated! Come at me bro!"
"Shut up and sit down you little piece of shit!" his hairdresser smacked him in the head.
"But why? Why would you do that? Now I look like Skrillex Junior!" The dragon warrior is in tears.
"That's what you get for killing my pet Iguana last week, Mr. Dragon warrior!"
Incredibly lame short stories. Lots of them. Nuff said. Brace yourselves, a storm of stupidity approaches.
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